Open Mic Rejects

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We are a weekly podcast charged with saving the world by explaining the news, killing bad celebritie...

We are a weekly podcast charged with saving the world by explaining the news, killing bad celebrities, resurecting good ones, and tidbits on how to not be an asshole. We have a headline comedian as a guest every week.

Our two main objectives: Convince humanity to 1. Pull out and 2. Never vote for an attorney.

Ancillary objectives:

Reject 1 - Rid the world of religion

Reject 2 - Stop reject 1

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You will be the in studio featured guest on our show for the entire hour. Plus all the other shit.

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You get all of the above, but you are not allowed to speak. Instead we will kick you in the balls every 5 minutes for wasting 10 Grand. We will bet the entire 10G on the 5 horse in the 5th race at a random track.

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