Dave & Darren's Top Five Things

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This level of patronage will cost you roughly what a few cans of COLD POP might set you back. Lord, Jesus, you've got bronchitis! 

All of our patrons will recieve recognition on our podcast. There literally isn't any other cause in the entire world more worthy of you support. Literally. 



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All of our patrons will recieve recognition on our podcast. Plus you get to act all sanctimonious whenever someone brings us up in polite conversation.

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$10 a month goes a long way to helping us meet the expense of keeping Nacho Radio going and will help us with the lofty goals we have for expansion. You'll recieve regonition here on the site and on our podcast. That recognition could be in the Fat Guy voice. Just saying.


Dave & Darren's Top Five Things Podcas

We're Nacho Radio's Dave & Darren. Our Top Five Things Podcast is just one phase of the Nacho Radio Empire. 

Did you know that even Michelagelo had a patron? It's true. Are we comparing our podcast to his David or The Sistine Chapel? In so far as both our work and his are considered masterful works of sheer genius, yes. Yes we are. 

Patrons of Dave & Darren's Top Five Things (regardless of the level of support) get access to our entire archive of shows. You'll also get access to exclusive bonus shows and Dave & Darren Classics with your host Alistar Bmillion.

We promise you we'll keep doing what we do and no one will ever send a tote bag to your house.

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Our goal is to raise enough money to keep operating Nacho Radio's podcast and music stations and to eventually make even more stations possible. 

If you become a patron to Dave & Darren's Top Five Things, you’ll immediately get access to as many as 995 patron-only posts.