Get Jupiter Platinum and support THE JUPITER BOYS!

1

patrons

$5of $100

per month

5% funded

Your pledge per month?

Become a Patron

Pledge $1 per month

For the low, low price of $1.00 per month, you'll get a heartfelt thank you on the podcast, a thank you email from the boys, and the satisfaction of knowing you kissed their butts. 

You also get access to ALL archival episodes of The Jupiter Boys. 

Pledge $5 per month

Receive access to the monthly Jupiter Boys newsletter, Jupiturds Monthly, which will be chocked full of all the bullshit Jim and Quinn can find that week. 

Also, get early access to every single new episode of The Jupiter Boys. 

All previous rewards also apply. 

1 patrons
Pledge $10 per month

Get a new Jupiter Boys sticker mailed to you once a year. 

All previous rewards also apply. 

Pledge $20 per month

Holy there, moneyballs.  For your generosity, you can read a short message on the show, or call in as a special guest

You can also determine a show's topic for Jim or Quinn (OR BOTH!) 

A Jupiter Boys t-shirt designed by the boys.

All previous rewards also apply. 

Pledge $75 per month

You clearly have more money than you know what to do with... and for that, we thank you. 

We will find a way for you to appear as a guest on the show. If you're local, you get to see Jupiturd headquarters.

A personal thank you video from the boys.

A 60 second sponsorship of your product or service, read by the boys.

One hour videoconference or dinner with the boys.

All previous rewards also apply. 

Get Jupiter Platinum and support THE JUPITER BOYS!

Get Jupiter Platinum and support THE JUPITER BOYS!

Hey everyone, 

When Quinn and I started making the Jupiter Boys, we were pretty sure nobody would listen.  We're actually surprised people are listening.  

For whatever reason, you seem to enjoy us saying stupid shit, so this crowdfunding program will give you access to even more dumb Jupiturd shit. 

Thank you all and shoot those nuts straight down your gullet. 

Bug Buffet

$100 per month

If we get to $100 of donations, Quinn and Jim will eat bugs... AGAIN! We'll make sure to get a variety of creepy crawlies and sample them, completely unfiltered, on the podcast. 

Uncomfortable Bonding

$200 per month

If we get to $200 of total funding, Quinn and Jim will get closer than they have since they were little boys... they'll take a bath together.  Bathing suits will obviously be involved you fucking freaks. 

But yeah, they'll record a podcast from the bath. 

The Big Five Hundy

$500 per month

Quinn and Jim will create a 500 Best Of list on (a) subject(s) of their choice and send it to you.  Consider it a must-watch/listen/read guide from your favourite Jupiturd boys.

If you become a patron to The Jupiter Boys, you’ll immediately get access to as many as 61 patron-only posts.
  • The luciswart's Podcast Creator
    The luciswart's Podcast 2017-05-03
    Hate to love you fam. JK. #blessed #lovinglife Okay, I'm done trolling. Love ya friends! Luci

Rewards

Pledge $1 per month

For the low, low price of $1.00 per month, you'll get a heartfelt thank you on the podcast, a thank you email from the boys, and the satisfaction of knowing you kissed their butts. 

You also get access to ALL archival episodes of The Jupiter Boys. 

Pledge $5 per month

Receive access to the monthly Jupiter Boys newsletter, Jupiturds Monthly, which will be chocked full of all the bullshit Jim and Quinn can find that week. 

Also, get early access to every single new episode of The Jupiter Boys. 

All previous rewards also apply. 

1 patrons
Pledge $10 per month

Get a new Jupiter Boys sticker mailed to you once a year. 

All previous rewards also apply. 

Limited 250 of 250 left
Pledge $20 per month

Holy there, moneyballs.  For your generosity, you can read a short message on the show, or call in as a special guest

You can also determine a show's topic for Jim or Quinn (OR BOTH!) 

A Jupiter Boys t-shirt designed by the boys.

All previous rewards also apply. 

Limited 50 of 50 left
Pledge $75 per month

You clearly have more money than you know what to do with... and for that, we thank you. 

We will find a way for you to appear as a guest on the show. If you're local, you get to see Jupiturd headquarters.

A personal thank you video from the boys.

A 60 second sponsorship of your product or service, read by the boys.

One hour videoconference or dinner with the boys.

All previous rewards also apply. 

Limited 5 of 5 left

Top patrons

The luciswart's Podcast

People Who like this podcast

liveloveluci
thejupiterboys
@ItsBRob